Twelve years ago, my wife and I went back to school. Not the same one, though: she went to medical school and I went to education school. I don’t think I’ll shock even the gentlest reader by asserting that the former was harder than the latter, but I would like to offer a glimpse of how differently rigorous they were.
Here’s a reconstruction of a typical conversation from our school days:
Me: “How was school, dear?”
Wife: “I have to master the circulatory system by Monday or repeat the entire year. How was school, dear?”
Me: “I have to write a one-page reflection on what education should be.”
Wife: [Mutters oaths, none of them Hippocratic.]
I can’t imagine a professional school more rigorous than medical school. And I’ll leave aside for now how crazy hard it is just to get in, or the I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-illegal madness of what happens after a doctor graduates. (Free romance tip: marry a doctor after she’s finished residency, not before.) But say what you want about it—and my wife and her classmates did, believe me—those med students learned how to be doctors.
Me? This ed student’s classes generally went like this: a professor would speak for...